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16.06.2025 06:13
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
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They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
What made you feel satisfied about your life today?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How long does it typically take for prices to return to normal after tariffs are removed?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
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Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What's your wildest & weirdest fantasy?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is unattractive about a nice guy? Why do some women don’t choose nice guys?
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried